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GOD'S SURVEY

After having been commissioned by God to take a survey of how man was doing on Earth, St. Peter now stood before his boss ready to present his findings.

"Tell me, St. Peter, what have you found out?" God asked.

"I'm very sorry to have to tell you this, but the people are behaving in a sinful manner. There's drugs, alcohol, murders, you name it-a regular Sodom and Gomorra. But the worst is this new obsession with oral sex. According to my survey, 88% of the population is doing it. I'm afraid it has reached epidemic proportions."

"Hmmm," God said thoughtfully, "Do you have any recommendations as to what should be done to put an end to this sexual perversion?"

"I think we should send a message to everyone on Earth who engages in oral sex. The contents of that message should tell them exactly what will happen to them on Judgment Day if they do not stop this type of activity," replied St. Peter.

"That is an effective solution," God stated, "but I think that instead of punishing those who practice oral sex, we should reward those who refrain from it. Let's send a letter that's personally signed by me to each one of these good people."

And so they did.

Do you know what the letter said?

No?

Hmmm... So YOU didn't get the letter either, huh??

 In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleep with former President Bill Clinton?"

86% replied, "Not again"  

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Do people really make money doing paid surveys? Yes, They do! There are some totally legitimate paid survey companies that really do pay you for your opinions. Unfortunately there are many many more that are scams. So, how can you know which paid survey sites are honest and real? The first thing is that a legitimate paid survey site will never ever charge you a fee to join. You may also check them with the Better Business Bureau to see what their rating is.

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